am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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