This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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