This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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