What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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