so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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