You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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