On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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