too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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