We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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