as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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