trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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