After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
