im drinking this country out of the recession.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I smell stomach acid.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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