if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
40s are totally the cure
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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