I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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