Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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