summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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