How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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