thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize