I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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