He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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