another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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