I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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