Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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