So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I pour the whiskey from now on
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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