physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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