did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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