so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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