Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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