turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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