I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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