He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.