dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.