I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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