You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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