Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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