Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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