addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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