that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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