I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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