I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My butt remains clenched, sir.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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