Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Green mimosas i think yes
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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