also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
