Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Barsexuality is the new black.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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