I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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