He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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