love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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