Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.