it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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