Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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