Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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