do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Two words: nipple clamps
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