is your mom at the bar?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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