summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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